i’m like a romanceable npc if you compliment me once per day for a week straight you unlock the dialogue option to marry me
my weirdest hobby is re-creating memes in html so i have a crisp, HQ version of them to use and edit whenever i need
Tell them the air is halal too
Seriously do these people not understand that anything without pork or alcohol can be halal? Or that almost all seafood is halal? Even if other meats aren’t halal basically anything vegan or vegetarian is by default halal
the issue with toblerone and the reason they added the halal certificate is because nougat is often one of those things that can contain hidden pork through the gelatine (not all countries demand a specification on what kind of gelatine, and pork is the most common one), but most chocolate nougat bars have now switched to cheaper gelling agents, not for a love towards muslim but to get more profit… and as someone that is from a halal household, toblerone has literally always been halal for muslims to eat–the halal certificate just makes it official and easier for muslims to find
my favourite thing to do is to tell my friends about the wild things victor hugo did and see the look of shock and horror in their faces bc they only know him as the great author who wrote les mis and hunchback and not as the man who gave his fiancee a live bat in an envelope
he what now
Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean???
Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal
*sips tea*
Let this spread all over Tumblr.
The same goes for people you don’t know and aren’t friends with. And for vague-blogging too. You have no business whining publicly about someone you know is part of the online sphere, just to manipulate people into joining “your side” to give yourself some fake feel-good points. It’s childish. Grow up. People are not required to have the same opinions or do things the same way you do.
i’m gonna use my hacking powers to do an all pyjama run in pokemon y
Mission parameters set.
Fuck that noise.
YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM
God this is gonna suck when I get to Frost Cavern.
Still holding on tight to that 3DS I don’t have and couldn’t figure out how to get back. Our mom’s probably holding it hostage.
Haha I’m never going back in there in case the game notices I’m not wearing the default outfit and forces me into actual clothes again.
Oh hey, do you want to see how it resolved the issue of not having a full render model?
The short answer is it didn’t.
Every now and then notes for this float past my dash and I’m forcibly reminded that I had to stop because I got trapped behind Nurse Joy’s counter and couldn’t figure out how to leave the Pokémon Center because the camera clipped through the floor into PokéHell.
wh
who’s this..?
don’t even worry about it he’s fine
it’s fine
we’re all getting “older” but age is a relative thing. i’ve licked things that are 250 million years old. you’re not that old and you’re not worth licking.
Clare this is by far the most terrifying post you have ever made
Is this person an archaeologist and referring to the “lick test” for fossils or does she go down on the old gods…?
Don’t expose me like this
ugh this picture of a snake peeking around a doorway is my fave this snake just looks so nice
‘just checkin in y’all want a soda maybe some ssssssnacks’
every gay man currently learning to play Soldier 76 so they can main him for the culture
a bottom maining dps? i have to laugh
2019 is the year the gays finally learn how to fucking aim.
His ult is an aimbot. He was a bottom from the very beginning.
when u wanna dm for ur friends but they all listen to taz & ur nervous
Aw man, I know this is a joke but this makes me sad.
Did you actually listen to TAZ? Like actually? Griffin was a garbage DM at first. The show was good anyway because he and his family are funny. His DMing was the pits. He figured it out as he went. So will you.
DMs are always in short supply. It’s like finding a top at an S&M club. Everybody wants to show up and get into character and have a good time, very few people want to do the work.
Here’s what I think you need to be a good DM:
- Be totally comfortable not being the center of attention. This might sound weird, because the DM literally gets to sit behind a special screen and call all the shots, but if you’re a good DM, you fade into the background. The PCs are the stars of the story. Your NPCs are there to facilitate their story. Your plot exists to enrich their story. They are the party: you are the host. If that sounds rewarding to you, perfect.
- Be flexible. When you’re out with your friend and your friend suddenly changes all of your plans for the day, does that stress you out? Or are you just like, sure, cool, whatever, this new bullshit sounds good too. Because your plans will need to change on the fly all the time, as a DM, and that has to be not just okay, but natural and expected and fun.
- Have a weird knack for keeping track of a lot of things at once. When you play videogames, do you always go for the class that has as many buttons to press as possible? Great, that’s what you need.
- Don’t be too put off by thankless tasks. You’re going to work really hard preparing for every session, and if you do your job well…your players going to be too excited talking about all of the amazing stuff they did to remember that you put in hours and hours of work on the back end to make that happen.
- Be okay with confrontation. Sometimes, your players will challenge you on something unexpectedly. Sometimes, your players will be dicks. Can you see yourself looking your friend in the eye and saying, “Hey, Jeremy. You’re being a dick. Chill”? Then you’re good.
I think that’s it? Does that sound like you? Then you’ll be a great DM. Don’t compare yourself to people like Griffin, a professional entertainer who has the power to edit out awkward silences from his sessions before you hear them, or Matt Mercer, who has been DMing for a bazillion years. They’re great and fun and I’ve learned from watching them, but they have very different styles and so will you.
DMing is honestly one of the most rewarding creative things I’ve ever done. Don’t let yourself miss out on something so good because you think that if you don’t get a laugh a minute, or create a custom soundtrack, that your players will be disappointed. Your players will like your game better, because they’ll get to PLAY in your game.
This is *chef kiss* wonderful advice!
Don’t be afraid to DM kids. Just because there are great DMs out there doesn’t mean you won’t be one too!
The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch men give you when they read you as male:
The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch men give you when they read you as female:
The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch your friends give you:
The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch I give people regardless of gender
